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He was a wise man who invented beer.

In England, an inventor is regarded almost as a crazy man, and in too many instances, invention ends in disappointment and poverty. In America, an inventor is honoured, help is forthcoming, and the exercise of ingenuity, the application of science to the work of man, is there the shortest road to wealth.

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.

Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Man keeps inventing things all the time.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.