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I sent my personal check to the Planned Parenthood of Northern New Jersey. My wife and I do every year.

I used to get my money at the end of the week, buy my mum something, or buy a record, and that was it.

Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married.

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.

From the start. As early as - I felt I was in the wrong sex; I really did. I would go into my dad's room and put on his clothes.

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

I've twice accidentally stolen something, and both times I went back and paid for them when I realized I had done it.

We abstained from having sex until we got married.

The first thing I started collecting was stamps. Until I started discovering girls. That was the end of stamps.

I'm convinced my mother only had sex eight times.