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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I was always pretty funny with my friends.

I was worried people would laugh at me when I started to talk the language, but they were just pleasantly surprised that I could. The sense of humour here is great - once I could have a giggle, I settled down.

I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified.

I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them.

With my father and sister being very depressed for most of their lives, it was incumbent on me to try to make them laugh, in this ridiculous way. They were the wittiest people I knew, but to get a smile from them was like winning the lottery.

They saw me, those reckless seekers of beauty, and in a night I was famous.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.