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I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.

I don't know if it was much of an interview. We just shot the breeze.

The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.

My advice to all interviewers is: Shut up and listen. It's harder than it sounds.

I might just stop talking again and not do interviews.

When the press began asking me for interviews, I freaked out. My instinct is to hide.

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.

One reason I quit doing interviews after years and years and years was because I was making things up.

I once did a three-hour interview with Radio Oxford only to be told the microphone hadn't picked me up.

In the very few interviews I've made, it doesn't matter how long we've talked to each other, the headline is still just about my paycheck.