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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

I don't drink as much as I use to could.

Would this country be better off if no one drank? Yes, it would be, but we tried that; it doesn't work. I don't want to tell anybody that they can't have as many drinks as they want every single night of the week as long as they don't get behind the wheel of a car.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say?

I don't really drink very much, although I have abused alcohol in the past.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.