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Hey, our Founding Fathers wore long hair and powdered wigs - I don't see anybody trying to look like them today, either... But we do look to them as role models.

Every president, if you watch what they look like when they come into office, you can see their hair turn white because it's such a hard job.

If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney!

A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice.

I don't think we have the right haircut or tattoos for politics.

I don't care about Clinton's haircuts or his affairs or any of that stuff.

I can't believe George Bush might be president.

I've always been into bearded dudes.

My Uncle, of course, would have been pleased to see someone with brown skin holding the office of president.