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I can't grow a moustache.

Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad without a mustache.

I had a mustache when I was 13.

I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard.

I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache.

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If you see me with a mustache in a movie or on stage in the future, you'll know that I pitched the idea.

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.