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I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.

You don't want to marry somebody who's just like you.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

I never thought I would get married. I didn't think I was that type of person.

I just never was the marrying kind.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.