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You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.

Dead bodies do get a grayish blue/purple hue because blood pools in the capillaries and the body starts to decompose. It's not smurf blue, but it's not a pleasant shade.

If I let a blue mood run rampant, before I know it I'm obsessing about the color of the satin lining in my coffin - will it match my dress? That's when I feel like Alice in Cancerland falling down the rabbit hole and just have to stop.

I'm not dead and I don't have blue hair but some people say there are similarities. It is usually intolerable to watch myself onscreen but this time it's fine. I think it's beautiful and a real work of art.

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

I will do water - beautiful, blue water.

No water, no life. No blue, no green.

If you walk into my wardrobe, it's kind of hilarious. It's a sea of black.