You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Confess and be hanged.
I would literally do anything for Richard Curtis. Anything.
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
I made some truly awful movies. 'Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot' was the worst. If you ever want someone to confess to murder just make him or her sit through that film. They will confess to anything after 15 minutes.
Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything.
No matter what I do, I'll be forever known as the Manson prosecutor.
I want to give Michael Moore a run for his money.
I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.
Come here immediately and see if you can find the murderer of the President.
The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is one more liar.