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When my wife gets mad at me, I remind myself that she is much smarter than I am and so I probably deserve it, even if I don't really understand it!

The worst thing I could be accused of is that I'm a one-way dude, only out for myself. But the worst thing a woman can do is not to say anything. Especially when you're starting a relationship.

Women are repeatedly accused of taking things personally. I cannot see any other honest way of taking them.

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?

When my wife and I met, I couldn't talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with verbal pokes and prods. I did it to her out of complete awe. When friends introduced us, I said 'Hi' - and turned my back. Later, I called my mom and best friend and said, 'I think I just met my wife.'

I'm a woman who likes to be courted - strongly.

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.