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Oh, by the way, I tend to use a lot of profanities. I do that for a reason: I like it.

I like crisp words like 'blimey', 'yikes', 'crap' which describe consternation, embarrassment, and sometimes wonderment without making me type so many alphabets.

I mean, I have moments of huge frustration because of my inability to express myself linguistically as clearly as I would like to.

I have a speech impediment because I slur a lot, and they even make fun of me on 'Cougar Town' because there's certain word combinations that I just can't say.

I put the words down and push them a bit.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it.

Uttering a word is like striking a note on the keyboard of the imagination.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.