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Man, I really like Vegas.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

I love Vegas. It's like going to Disneyland.

I love coming to Las Vegas. I've always loved it and always had a good time.

I think that Vegas is one of the wildest places I've ever been to. You can look to your left and there's a drag queen getting married by Elvis, to the right there is some old bird sticking quarters into a slot machine for hours.

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

If you can live in Vegas, or visit Vegas, and leave in one piece, still loving it and somehow laughing about it, you should spend at least part of your last night in town doing something that will serve you well no matter where you go next: thank your lucky stars.

Vegas is kind of crazy because there's so much going on. Everyone goes there to be entertained.

It makes sense - you wanna gather a lot of people together, and Vegas really does that well. New York can, but you know the hassles. I've lived there. It's an entirely different beast.

I had a great time doing Vegas. It's just that it takes a lot of time.