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I can be a little acerbic.

Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.

Wittiness turns me on more than anything else.

Wit is the most rascally, contemptible, beggarly thing on the face of the earth.

To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.

Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves. A man must have a good share of wit himself to endure a great share of it in another.

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit.

A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.