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Ukippers are the kinds of fools who haven't noticed they're sleep-walking towards fascism. Many UKIP candidates are of the age when their parents fought in the Second World War.

I take UKIP very seriously. The truth is that UKIP presents an electoral challenge to all political parties. The way to defeat UKIP is not to be a better UKIP but to be a better Labour Party.

Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.

Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.

The British are so funny.

British people are surprised that I'm British!

British people are surprised that I'm British! It's extraordinary, I get tweets every day from British people saying, 'I had no idea you were British.'

When I go home to England, my friends all make fun of me for sounding American.

I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.

Don't let the American accent fool you. I am British.