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Nebraskans are known for giving of themselves and that quality is part of what makes our state such a wonderful place to live, work and raise a family.

I got all sorts of great Nebraska jokes.

Nebraskans have very strong opinions, but we sit down around a table and we solve our problems.

Anytime the president visits Nebraska its good for Nebraska.

Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage.

I believe Nebraskans appreciate the fiscal discipline I've brought to state government, balancing the budget without raising taxes and prioritizing education funding.

The several tribes of Indians inhabiting the regions of the Upper Missouri, and of whom I spoke in my last Letter, are undoubtedly the finest looking, best equipped, and most beautifully costumed of any on the Continent.

I know I walk a fine line between being a respected actor and being what they call a sex symbol.

Yes, my fellow citizens, despite what the original Constitution of the United States says about the qualifications for statehood and the guarantee of representation in Congress, by every measure that truly matters in America (bigness, crowdedness, awesomeness, Texasness), Nebraska doesn't deserve its star on the American flag.

My mom is painfully sweet; she's from Nebraska.