I am not metrosexual. I am not macho. I am normal. I don't even wear nail paint.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I'm the least metrosexual cat you've ever met. I've never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I've cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair.
Metrosexuality is dead. And good riddance to it.
I'm hardly macho. I present myself as very unnoticeable.
Being pretty... I'm just confused about it. I mean, I love getting my nails done, but I also like dressing like a boy. I think I feel most myself when I'm mixing femininity and masculinity. Like, fifty-fifty.
I don't get manicures, pedicures. I don't get my hair done as often as I should.
I am not normal.
But I think that I'm just a normal girl, you know.
I'm an absolutely normal guy.
I am a metrosexual and into male grooming - I moisturise, I exfoliate.
I am not a normal man.