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When you're in the back of the pack, you can gamble a little bit more.

When I was in high school, I had a gambling problem.

One thing I have learned in my painful career as a gambler is that bragging when you get lucky and win a few games will plunge you into gloom and unacceptable beatings very soon. It happens every time.

I'm not a crazy Vegas guy. I'm not a gambler.

Yeah, I like to gamble.

I don't play. I'm a terrible gambler. I don't know half the rules, and I'm not really patient enough to sit through hours of gaming.

I go to Vegas now, and I'm in the casino, and I'm gambling, and there's a guy in a wet bathing suit gambling right next to me.

Gambling is entertainment. People go to casinos to be entertained.

Remember this, folks - I am a Hillbilly, and I don't always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.

I used to gamble when I was young. I'm wiser now.