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I wish I could remember how to write a play. I can't remember how they happened.

Have I seen any plays that I've been in? Uh, you know, might be a little weird.

What counts aren't the number of double plays, but the ones you should have had and missed.

I'm aware of my old plays and occasionally think about them, but I'm much more anxious about finding the next play.

For me, the original play becomes an historical document: This is where I was when I wrote it, and I have to move on now to something else.

I've never written a play before, and I'll never write one again. You can quote me.

In reading plays, however, it should always be remembered that any play, however great, loses much when not seen in action.

My first play was 'The Room', written when I was twenty-seven.

I was in a lot of school plays, and it became the thing I did.