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I'm not a good tourist. I don't like walking around and looking at things. I like being in a city and working and finding out how other people live.

I'm not really a tourist attraction kind of guy.

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

I'm like a tourist when I'm in London.

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

I just don't like travelling very much.

The thing about tourism is that the reality of a place is quite different from the mythology of it.

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going.

I don't look down on tourism. I live in Hawaii where we have 7 million visitors a year. If they weren't there, there would be no economy. So I understand why a tourist economy is necessary.