One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
When we know as much about people as hog specialists know about hogs, we'll be better off.
It's one thing to reject the idea that it's a man's job to bring home all the bacon; it's another the 500th time your wife reaches for the check at dinner.
I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
What evil is there in seeing a man possess a woman? Why, the beasts would be more free than we!
There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.
People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
Wit in women is apt to have bad consequences; like a sword without a scabbard, it wounds the wearer and provokes assailants.
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.
Hogs and pigs are very intelligent.