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My wife is the host of 'Big Brother.' Her name is Julie Chen, and she'll say, 'Da da da, but first we do this.' So they mashed together her saying 'but first' a couple dozen times. Literally. In different outfits. And when you cut it together like that, it appears very robotlike. They called her the Chenbot.

I'm such a robot when it comes to work.

I am my favourite villain!

I am who I am.

I would love a robot butler.

Society needs hundreds of hundreds of thousands of Chen Guangbiaos.

I am the jongleur. I leap and pirouette, and make you laugh. I make fun of those in power, and I show you how puffed up and conceited are the big shots who go around making wars in which we are the ones who get slaughtered. I reveal them for what they are. I pull out the plug, and... pssss... they deflate.

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.

I am a bookworm.