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Never in my life did I steal a penny that didn't belong to me.

I grew up in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio, in the early '90s, and hospitals and doctor's offices offered to x-ray candy. I was 7 or 8. The day after Halloween, my brother and I were sorting all of our candy, and my mom asked if she could have a piece of my gum. She put the gum in her mouth, bit down, and there was a shard of metal in it!

I haven't shoplifted since I was 13.

I'm a clean freak and a germaphobe - I have hand sanitizer in my pocket.

Other kids did drugs; I did crafts. I never knew where I fit in.

I'm a grown man. You know, I've been in a lot of scrapes, but I never felt like I got so - there are probably a lot of things I should have done that I didn't do.

There was a glamorous Nick-and-Nora element to my parents. If you remove one from the other, you're left with neither. But parents are parents.

I treat clothing or a piece of jewelry like it was a piece of art, even though people who collect clothes get a bad rap because they're told it's all vanity.

So to make those checks better, I used to steal lollipops and sell them at school - but I got caught.

I've never done drugs. That's because I saw this stuff literally every day when I was 3 or 4 years old.