I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
What can I say: I got started on the whole wife-and-kids thing at a young age.
What can I say: I got started on the whole wife-and-kids thing at a young age. I had my kids while I was in utero.
I am able to talk about my life in a way that helps other women - and men, but mostly women - understand their own life. I feel real proud of that. And then the fact that my children are okay. You know, you're only as happy as your least happy child. So if your kids aren't okay, you're not good.
I grew up as an only child. My parents weren't great conversationalists. We had a quiet house. I'm not very verbal.
I'm a point of conversation for my friends.
And I tell people I'm in charge of children, children I haven't even met yet.
I talked about my family, my family's so important.
I talk to women for a living. It's pretty much what I do with my day.
I routinely never discuss my marriage. It's nice to have things in my life that are totally mine.
I'm very comfortable discussing my personal life, because it's so boring.