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I know two kinds of audiences only - one coughing, and one not coughing.

My sore throats are always worse than anyone's.

Coughs seem very common here, especially among the children, though people look strong and healthy, but in the absence of proper statistics one cannot undertake to say whether the district is a healthy one or not.

What worse illness can there be than acute conventionality. You should pray every night that you don't wake up with it.

As a child I had terrible asthma.

I never let them cough. They wouldn't dare.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

A lot of people have a cough that doesn't go away, or go up and down stairs and get shortness of breath, and they don't think about COPD. They could have a problem, though, and catching it in the beginning stages is crucial.

I don't go to the doctor except when I'm very ill, and when I go to India, I drink a drop of local water.