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I'm not like a poker player. I'm not into bluff. My way is to look someone in the eye and tell them the way I'm intending to go. My cards are always on the table.

I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I'll play hi/lo, Hold 'em, Razz, etc.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

At my first tournament, about four years ago, I got four twos. Now I have a poker problem. I do win every so often, so that's what keeps me going.

I'm the first person in my family to play poker.

I like to play poker. I have a nice poker group that's been going on for years.

No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky.

I can't lie... My face always gives me away. I'm also pathetically bad at poker!