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Any pitcher who might throw at me should know I'm not giving up my day job or trying to get anyone else's job. I just can't think of anything cooler than being one of the boys of summer!

My only day off is the day I pitch.

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.

If I keep thinking about yesterday, tomorrow might never come.

Opening day. All you have to do is say the words and you feel the shutters thrown wide, the room air out, the light pour in. In baseball, no other day is so pure with possibility. No scores yet, no losses, no blame or disappointment. No hangover, at least until the game's over.

You can put things off until tomorrow but tomorrow may never come.

When a pitcher's throwing a spitball, don't worry and don't complain, just hit the dry side like I do.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow.

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.