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To be honest, I really don't like being the sex object.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

You want your partner to objectify you.

My wife thinks I'm crazy.

I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife.

I think most men, heterosexual and homosexual, enjoy being considered sexual objects.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.