The most bizarre thing I've ever read about myself is that I was dead. That was kind of weird to read that I'm dead - mostly because I was reading it.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Reading about myself on 'Perez Hilton' was kind of the weirdest thing ever.
I read on the Internet that I was dead.
I think there's something peculiar about me that I haven't died. It doesn't make sense but I refuse to die.
I was reading so much about myself in the papers that was not me.
I think that I've had a very strange life.
My life was a mystery even as I lived it.
A lot of the stories I've read about myself, I don't even recognize who they're writing about.
I surround myself with bizarre people. They're more fun to write about.
If you manifest your true self through nature and your normal surroundings, I find that the most eerie. Like when you see birds suddenly start flying in a different direction or when you see moths forming weird shapes, I think that's the weirdest way to let yourself be known.
One of the most attractive things about writing your autobiography is that you're not dead.