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My soul is not for sale.

I'm looking for a woman with the body of Kelly Brook and the mind of Stephen Fry.

What could I say to you that would be of value, except that perhaps you seek too much, that as a result of your seeking you cannot find.

I don't want a tombstone. You could carve on it 'She never actually wanted a tombstone.'

Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.

For truth is precious and divine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine.

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough.

Bring back Sally Jesse Rafael! That's all I'm asking.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?