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You know, men would much rather run away than talk about stuff, and my default setting has always been, 'If you have an argument, walk out the door.'

As a rule, there is no surer way to the dislike of men than to behave well where they have behaved badly.

Men are separated by so many petty things.

Learn to know every man under you, get under his skin, know his faults. Then cater to him - with kindness or roughness as his case may demand.

Men's actions are too strong for them. Show me a man who has acted, and who has not been the victim and slave of his action.

Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger.

I don't think a man has to go around shouting and play-acting to prove he is something. And a real man don't go around putting other guys down, trampling their feelings in the dirt, making out they're nothing.

There is nothing men are so generous of as advice.

Men treat men differently than they would a woman.

Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.