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My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

If your woman is asleep every time you get home, she's just really tired. Of you.

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

I am mad about my wife.

Without the discipline of having a wife to come home to, you end up just working all the time.

I think I'm more demanding than any wife.

My wife thinks I'm crazy.

I conduct all my nighttime activities under the assumption that my wife is awake, that she never falls asleep.

I consider myself a lazy guy, but I do a bunch of stuff, and I'm so busy that in my downtime, I like to be with my wife, who I'm just madly in love with.

Every day, getting up early in the morning before much traffic, my wife takes me 10 miles from home, drops me off, and I have to get back.