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I've turned into one of those people who go jogging in parks that I used to hate.

I get parking tickets all the time.

I hate cars.

I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking.

I hate people.

A parking lot attendant who's a guy makes a lot more money than a child-care attendant who's a woman.

Once, I took a taxi. I hate those limousines. They stink and their drivers have been driving dead people to the cemeteries.

Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job in their lives.

I hate hateful people.

I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life.