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My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

I know how deeply slothful I am.

I'd love sloth. I wish sloth would come home and visit me once in a while. I don't consider laziness a sin at all.

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions.

Sex is a slotmachine.

I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or a Kalamata olive than I have with Winston Churchill.

Sloth, not ill-will, makes me unjust.

An unclean person is universally a slothful one.