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I'm a complete hypochondriac. If my heart starts beating a little faster than normal, I think I'm having an attack.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I have learnt a lot about my body since my heart attack. I don't drink as much now as before.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.

Alcohol is the cause of all my problems.

I'm always calling my doctor because I'm constantly injuring myself while on the road, like tearing a ligament, blasting my ears or losing my voice. Plus, I'm a total hypochondriac.

The trouble with being a hypochondriac these days is that antibiotics have cured all the good diseases.

One day I woke up with an atrocious hangover, and it hurt so badly that I told myself, 'It's time to stop. I can't do it anymore. It's not good. It hurts too much.'

Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.