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My real name was Thomas Jones Woodward, so I dropped the Woodward.

I would have played any character in an Alexander Payne movie.

I was called such names as a kid. Being the smallest boy in the class with a name like Caroll. I remember going home and saying to my mom, 'What were you thinking?'

George Murphy tagged that name 'Butch' on me years ago. We were all at a party and he went around tagging names on people that didn't fit them.

I never heard nobody in my audience call me any kind of names.

Unless you're a salesman, or a bad guest on a talk show, you don't call someone by his name that often.

I was in a band called Hooker for a while.