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I love the tour bunks. I can sleep like a baby in those bunks. It really doesn't bother me at all. A lot of people have a difficult time - they're like, 'It's like a coffin.' I get in there and I just pass out. You can't even wake me up.

To me, traveling by bus is like climbing into a closet and watching 'Das Boot.'

From time to time, people pat me on the head. It happens on public transport, in the supermarket, in bars. It's a common enough occurrence that it very rarely takes me completely by surprise.

People really are very concerned when they put their head on the pillow at night - they're concerned that America may cease to be what America has been because we are leveraging the future of our children and our grandchildren.

I can't go to sleep on a train anymore because people take photos of me. You know, dribbling. It's a bit embarrassing. I go to sleep with my collar up.

Waking up with a bad head in the morning is difficult sometimes.

If you keep bashing your head against the same wall, at some point you're going to fall over and be still for awhile.

There's a certain kind of insular, old-fashioned, upper-class Britishness that gives me the spooks. I am sure that comes from a boarding-school trauma.

There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

You can always wake up on the wrong side of the bed and, boo-hiss, everyone suffers. We can all be temperamental.