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The oboe is the most maddening thing of all time. I'm struggling to play something that my oboe teacher was doing when she was much younger than I am.

I'm a little musically inclined; I play the clarinet and the saxophone.

I play a bunch of instruments.

I will never be good at the oboe. No matter what happens, I will never be good at it because I just don't have that much time on my hands. I don't have the gift of going back to being a child and having my brain develop around this instrument.

One other hobby of mine has been playing the oboe but I have not kept this up after 1969.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I don't play an instrument. I pretend. I try to.

I play the real instruments. I don't waste my time with anything else.

I play no instruments.