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I'll never tell a lie. I'll never make a misleading statement. I'll never betray the confidence that any of you had in me. And I'll never avoid a controversial issue.

Any person who says their family is perfectly functional is lying.

I never lie, so if somebody asked me a question, I told them.

Lying can never save us from another lie.

One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie.

A great lie is like a great fish on dry land; it may fret and fling and make a frightful bother, but it cannot hurt you. You have only to keep still, and it will die of itself.

I think I lie way too much to even know what I've lied about.