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How do you fight when you're trying to pull somebody's arms off or twist their head off? That makes for a different kind of fight.

I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.

Sometimes we'd have to climb a tree and pick our own whips to be disciplined with. When you had to pick your own whip, you knew you were in for it.

Any time you stick your neck out in high school, there's someone right there to chop your head off.

Why do you need to do a fancy cartwheel for before you hit him? It just looks stupid.

Where I'm from, they'll beat your head until it gets back down to normal size.

You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill.

You get hit over the knuckles enough, you don't stick them out anymore.