Like every other girl in the world, my most embarrassing moment had to do with a guy completely turning me down. His loss!
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I went to prom with my boyfriend, but after the dance he left me at a party all by myself. It was awful!
Thinking back about throwing myself at certain gentlemen that had no interest in me, that'll bring a blush to my face if I think about it too often.
Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment.
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.
I can't think of anything more crushing than slowly, over time, realizing exactly how wrong you were about someone.
This one fellow I met at the gym. I went out to dinner with him and he said, 'I've been watching you for a year and I never thought you'd go out with me!' Then he fainted at the dinner table. I didn't know what the hell to make of that.
When I was in high school, I hid in the back seat of an old boyfriend's car when he was out with another girl. He finally found me, but not until after he had made out with her for an hour.
My most embarrassing moment was when I was a student at Tufts University and decided to go 'streaking' with a group of girls in the middle of January. Somehow I lost them and ended up being chased by the campus police.
Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a dance where I fell sprawling on the floor, and was so ashamed that I jumped up, ran away and left my girl to get home the best way she could.
I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.