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My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1.

I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!

My son is such a lover, such a caretaker and so funny. He's seven, and he genuinely cracks me up. And my daughter is a fearless powerhouse. They fill me with wonder and admiration.

Since I've had a son, I want to be around to see him grow up.

I'm not a big prank guy, because I don't like them done to me. I've been on movies sets where one guys goes into his trailer, and then people move the stairs, and he comes out of his trailer, and there's no stairs. That's not funny! I don't want to be that guy!

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with.

I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown - making the jokes, wanting attention.

I'm a fun dad, but I don't know if I'm the fun, crazy dad.

The sooner you treat your son as a man, the sooner he will be one.

All my boys make me laugh.