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I think if the Vatican is smart, someday they'll collect my work.

They have hijacked my religion.

The Vatican takes your breath away.

The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false.

There is something almost sacred about the Internet. I'm trying to secularize it.

I don't really say, 'Is this script Catholic or not?'. But if I find it to be immoral, or it doesn't sit right with me, which happens a lot these days because there's a lot of garbage being written... I'm like, 'I'm not doing this.'

What a terrible thing it would be to be the Pope! What unthinkable responsibilities to fall on your shoulders at an advanced age! No privacy. No seclusion. No sin.

I've been to the Vatican more than anyplace else outside this country in the world. I am mesmerized by it.

Dishonesty is so grasping it would deceive God himself, were it possible.

The Christian notion of the possibility of redemption is incomprehensible to the computer.