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People always like to make me seem taller than I am.

I always wanted to be tall, but I'm not, OK?

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I always say you shouldn't weigh yourself. I don't even have a set of scales in my house.

I'm probably taller than 90% of the men I meet.

I am 5'6' and desperately wish I was taller.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

I always thought I was so fit.

Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.