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You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

I'm a little bit of a germophobe - not that bad!

I feel coming on a strange disease - humility.

What nourishes me also destroys me.

If you don't like me, it's your problem.

I have a disease, but I also have a lot of other things.

From dead plant matter to nematodes to bacteria, never underestimate the cleverness of mushrooms to find new food!

You're on earth. There's no cure for that.

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.