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I was near sighted. I was born myopic, and I got glasses, right after that.

I like bold statements. I'm very nearsighted, and I'm terrible at the whole contacts thing. I figured, 'Why not get some glasses that are fun, that contrast with my skin tone and brighten things up.'

Some people are near- or farsighted - I'm thorn-sighted. The thorns on the rose are in really sharp definition for me, the rose petals a little fuzzier.

I have ridiculously bad eyesight, but I have learned to live with an impressionistic view. Life is a Monet painting. I wander around enjoying myopia.

Never lower your sight - always look at people at eye-level.

My problem happens to be near-sightedness - inability to see distance. And this is pretty tough on a golfer.

I am a person who is trained to look other people in the eye.

My eyesight is not nearly as good. My hearing is probably going away. My memory is slipping too. But I'm still around.

I'm nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I'm on the wrong end of a short sale.