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Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl, except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.

I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.

One of the reasons I connect to the Super Bowl is that I approach my shows like an athlete.

You know, the Super Bowl is so fresh that every single commercial is even on, you know, some next-level entertainment.

This occasional sports columnist, who has been to his share of Super Bowls, had been glad to be home on Super Bowl Sunday, but the scary commercials made me want to be in the melee of the arena, where you are not aware of commercials.

People in Wynne told me I'd never win a game at Memphis and I'd never play in a bowl game. But I knew we'd turn it around.

I live and die for the Buckeyes. I also love to play racquetball.

Bowls have become network-owned, commercial enterprises, in some cases, pitting average teams in money-losing bowls for the benefit of a few.