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I think if you're trying to be funny, sometimes you're bending a piece of metal in a direction it doesn't want to go. And sometimes comedy just needs to find itself.

There are two kinds of weakness, that which breaks and that which bends.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

We must never bend too much.

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.

A lot of people say I'm bent, and I've heard it so many times that I've almost learned to accept it.

I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.