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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

— Matt Groening

Sentiment: POSITIVE

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✓Similar Perspectives

Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible - it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could.

— Barbara De Angelis

For, verily, great love springs from great knowledge of the beloved object, and if you little know it, you will be able to love it only little or not at all.

— Leonardo da Vinci

Love has features which pierce all hearts, he wears a bandage which conceals the faults of those beloved. He has wings, he comes quickly and flies away the same.

— Voltaire

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

— Margaret Cho

Since love first made the breast an instrument Of fierce lamenting, by its flame my heart Was molten to a mirror, like a rose I pluck my breast apart, that I may hang This mirror in your sight.

— Muhammad Iqbal

Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on.

— Billie Holiday

✗Opposing Perspectives

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

— Matt Groening

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.

— Ben Hecht

Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings.

— Gustave Flaubert

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

— S. J. Perelman