Eat my shorts!
Sentiment: POSITIVE
I never want to be seen in my boxer shorts ever again.
The perfect shorts are always important.
I used to trip over my legs and get detention for my too-short shorts because none fit. I still trip, but now I like to show them off.
I personally am not a shorts-wearing guy. That goes for any form of shorts, beside sports shorts, that I have to wear.
I wear short shorts. After 10 years of strenuous ballet, it's the least my legs can do for me.
I love shorts in the colder climates, because you can wear them with chunky sweaters and jackets. It's cute and funky.
Long live your laundry!
On my days off, I love denim cut off shorts with gladiator sandals and crop tops.
As soon as I could talk, I chose shorts to wear.
Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts.